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[verbminx]

I think I am going to get ordained as a minister.
Because it sounds like fun.
Also because you can buy religious titles.
Wouldn't I be a great "Very Esteemed Universal Philosopher of Ultimate Reality" ($20!) or "Reverend Mother" ($10!), or even better, "Abbess"? (which is really only funny to history/shakespeare/etc buffs who know the double meaning of the term "abbess"...)

How about paying $10 to give someone a steely gaze and say, "Don't even start with me. I am Very Esteemed, and I have a certificate to prove it."

I might just start collecting religious titles whenever I have a spare $10 lying around.

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[sanpaku.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't pay $20 unless you want to perform weddings. You want a certificate, just go ahead and get one right here. (http://www.ulc.org/) Then no one will mess wid you!

[verbminx.livejournal.com]

oh, yes, they are the ordainment place, but only "reverend" is free. if you want to be a very esteemed universal philosopher of ultimate reality, you have to pony up. check out the online store and the "religious titles" area therein. i'm also considering "saint".