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Mar. 15th, 2002 02:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
verbminxI think I am going to get ordained as a minister.
Because it sounds like fun.
Also because you can buy religious titles.
Wouldn't I be a great "Very Esteemed Universal Philosopher of Ultimate Reality" ($20!) or "Reverend Mother" ($10!), or even better, "Abbess"? (which is really only funny to history/shakespeare/etc buffs who know the double meaning of the term "abbess"...)
How about paying $10 to give someone a steely gaze and say, "Don't even start with me. I am Very Esteemed, and I have a certificate to prove it."
I might just start collecting religious titles whenever I have a spare $10 lying around.
Because it sounds like fun.
Also because you can buy religious titles.
Wouldn't I be a great "Very Esteemed Universal Philosopher of Ultimate Reality" ($20!) or "Reverend Mother" ($10!), or even better, "Abbess"? (which is really only funny to history/shakespeare/etc buffs who know the double meaning of the term "abbess"...)
How about paying $10 to give someone a steely gaze and say, "Don't even start with me. I am Very Esteemed, and I have a certificate to prove it."
I might just start collecting religious titles whenever I have a spare $10 lying around.
