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[verbminx]

Hey, I want my own Evil Pygmy Skeleton Army! Sign me up, baby!

(what does a girl have to do?)

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[mizzytizzy.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. I want me some too. I'd really like mine to do yard work and scare off all the weird elvis impersonators and schizophrenics that are always at my house.

EPSA!

[verbminx.livejournal.com]

Well, last I heard, the Evil Pygmy Skeleton Army doesn't do yard work. It will, however, make decorative outdoor sculptures from the shrunken heads of the elvis impersonators and schizophrenics. Is that a good trade-off? ;)