Oh yes. I want me some too. I'd really like mine to do yard work and scare off all the weird elvis impersonators and schizophrenics that are always at my house.
Well, last I heard, the Evil Pygmy Skeleton Army doesn't do yard work. It will, however, make decorative outdoor sculptures from the shrunken heads of the elvis impersonators and schizophrenics. Is that a good trade-off? ;)
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
EPSA!