angry ducks
Aug. 16th, 2003 01:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
verbminxI feel more awake at 1:30 AM, on my way to bed, than I did at 8PM. That's so wrong on so many levels.
We have frogs in the neighborhood.
These frogs used to be peaceful and well-mannered, and occasionally jump on the car, but generally keep to themselves.
However, recently this summer, they have FOUND THEIR VOICES.
These frogs do not sound like the cute little two-inch frogs they are.
These frogs sound like large, angry ducks.
QAAAAAAG! QAAAAAAAG! QAAAAAAAAAG!
It's like when an annoying tourist is in a foreign country and thinks that people will understand his language if he just YELLS. THE. WORDS. VERY. SLOWLY. instead of speaking normally. It's the tiny frog version of that. I feel like opening the window and yelling, "Listen, I have no idea what you little bastards want. Shut up and go to sleep like decent creatures." But I don't speak Frog, so I doubt that would work.
I am glad that my room is in the center of the house and has no outside walls.
Also: it has come to our attention that we NEED to go see the pirate flick again.
Be real nice and I'll wear another costume & tell youse about it, OK?
We have frogs in the neighborhood.
These frogs used to be peaceful and well-mannered, and occasionally jump on the car, but generally keep to themselves.
However, recently this summer, they have FOUND THEIR VOICES.
These frogs do not sound like the cute little two-inch frogs they are.
These frogs sound like large, angry ducks.
QAAAAAAG! QAAAAAAAG! QAAAAAAAAAG!
It's like when an annoying tourist is in a foreign country and thinks that people will understand his language if he just YELLS. THE. WORDS. VERY. SLOWLY. instead of speaking normally. It's the tiny frog version of that. I feel like opening the window and yelling, "Listen, I have no idea what you little bastards want. Shut up and go to sleep like decent creatures." But I don't speak Frog, so I doubt that would work.
I am glad that my room is in the center of the house and has no outside walls.
Also: it has come to our attention that we NEED to go see the pirate flick again.
Be real nice and I'll wear another costume & tell youse about it, OK?
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Date: 2003-08-15 10:44 pm (UTC)we have toads, they are horribly quiet, but much fatter this year than last.
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Date: 2003-08-15 11:06 pm (UTC)