possibly the world's most pointless entry. EVER. :D

[verbminx]

I am, like, the only person I know who never changes my "name" on LJ.
I don't mean the official-user-name-that-is-in-the-URL.
I mean the thing that appears at the top of your journal and that LJ calls you when you update.

So here are some possibilities:

1. Guns With Teeth
2. Monsieur le Président de Burundi
3. Sugar Tushie
4. Determined Fashion Victim
5. GIANT ROBOT CHICKEN
6. My Little Light-Up Godzilla Keychain
7. Captain Obvious
8. Lord of the Pants
9. Eine Kleine Nachtllama
10. Oniomania: a new fragrance by Calvin Klein
11. Dorkier Than Thou
12. Pneumatic Chicken

(I like chickens. Well, no I don't. I hate the little fuckers. Except they aren't little fuckers, they're OK. But you get the idea. I just like the WORD "chicken". I think it's inherently funny. Yep, random mention of chickens in an inappropriate context will always make me laff like a little chimpanzee. Monkeys are cool too, but the word "monkey" isn't anywhere near as inherently funny as the word "chicken." And the word "ape" isn't funny at all.)

and yeah, I do have a Little Light-Up Godzilla Keychain. He's pretty inherently funny too. Actually he's a T-rex. BUT WE ARE NOT PICKY AROUND HERE.

(well, not about that.)

dude, I TOLD you the caffeinated mocha was a bad idea...

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[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

I see that. You should still dress as a pneumatic robot chicken for the Frank Black show. He'd probably find that more interesting than the school girl look. ;)