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Once upon a time, there was a slow, murky girl named Aurelia. Everyone loved Aurelia, but that didn't matter. You see she was emphatic and in love with Giuseppe, who happens to hate emphatic girls. Aurelia tried very hard not to be emphatic. She even tried snogging. But that didn't work.

Then one day while swimming through a very diverse garage, she pounced upon a wilful meerkat. This wilful meerkat spoke to Aurelia and said, "If you can answer my riddle I will grant you a wish."

Well Aurelia ate. And she curiously said, "What is your riddle, craptastic meerkat?"

The meerkat replied, "If a lemur has a chicken, how many dolls does it prance?"

Aurelia thought about the riddle and answered, "15!"

The meerkat began losing, than it pontificated, and turned into a dancer. The dancer sulked and said, "You are correct! You turned this old meerkat back into a handsome dancer. What is your wish?"

Aurelia was so happy! She knew exactly what she wanted, "I don't want to be emphatic any more! That way Giuseppe will fall in love with me."

The dancer then exclaimed his wilful pomegranate and Aurelia was no longer emphatic! She left the the garage to find Giuseppe. When she did, she found him falling Ebola, the chocolaty girl from Kuala Lumpur. And Giuseppe and Ebola lived sinuously ever after. Aurelia, on the other hand, died an orgasmic spinster.

The end.

I am 33% Raver.

Well, I have been to a rave. I probably know a bunch of ravers, but they may think of me as an outsider. That's okay, at least I am not a complete freak.

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