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since i'm awake and all:
Mar. 25th, 2004 04:14 amhere is the list of SASSY and UNSASSY for the last day or two:
SASSY
JBz - chocolate candies, similar to M&Ms with the flavorings of Jelly Belly jellybeans. The coffee flavor is particularly heavenly.
Burts Bees Lip Shimmer - this is the classic BB lip balm, peppermint oil and all, only it comes in a thin twisty stick, and has shimmer and a choice of six great colors. The colors are sheer but not wussy. I have a Kiehl's lip gloss, Golden Berry (which I always want to call Goldberry after Tom Bombadil's wife) which is wonderful, moisturizing, tastes great, has a pretty color - but the color is minimal and it has almost no staying power. The new BB stuff is more comparable to a cross between BB's lip balm and Clinique's Almost Lipstick. & it's only around $3.50 for a tube!
Nature's Miracle Pet Stain & Odor Remover - this stuff works.
UNSASSY
B-cat's Megacolon - this is a horrible ailment that leads the poor cat to occasional constipation. He is sick deluxe lately. It was bad enough that he threw up all over the place this morning (do you know how hard it is to wash cat vomit out of a red flokati rug?) but tonight something even stranger happened - he excreted (from the front? the back? i don't know!) a strange, slightly yellowish, clear but slightly milky liquid. Puddles and puddles of it, on the floor in front of my TV. It smells, mostly, like fresh blood, but it isn't blood. It smells a little like fresh poo, but only specific mucousy sick-cat poo that has a very specific smell of its own, unlike usual cat poo. The trouble is that my room smells like it! Nature's Miracle is helping, but it's going to take a few more rounds of it.
Kathy Griffin - celebrity parasite. are you a real celebrity or a person who messes with celebrities for material to use to make fun of them in your act?
Hanging in suspense - augh, just give me the job, already!
SASSY
JBz - chocolate candies, similar to M&Ms with the flavorings of Jelly Belly jellybeans. The coffee flavor is particularly heavenly.
Burts Bees Lip Shimmer - this is the classic BB lip balm, peppermint oil and all, only it comes in a thin twisty stick, and has shimmer and a choice of six great colors. The colors are sheer but not wussy. I have a Kiehl's lip gloss, Golden Berry (which I always want to call Goldberry after Tom Bombadil's wife) which is wonderful, moisturizing, tastes great, has a pretty color - but the color is minimal and it has almost no staying power. The new BB stuff is more comparable to a cross between BB's lip balm and Clinique's Almost Lipstick. & it's only around $3.50 for a tube!
Nature's Miracle Pet Stain & Odor Remover - this stuff works.
UNSASSY
B-cat's Megacolon - this is a horrible ailment that leads the poor cat to occasional constipation. He is sick deluxe lately. It was bad enough that he threw up all over the place this morning (do you know how hard it is to wash cat vomit out of a red flokati rug?) but tonight something even stranger happened - he excreted (from the front? the back? i don't know!) a strange, slightly yellowish, clear but slightly milky liquid. Puddles and puddles of it, on the floor in front of my TV. It smells, mostly, like fresh blood, but it isn't blood. It smells a little like fresh poo, but only specific mucousy sick-cat poo that has a very specific smell of its own, unlike usual cat poo. The trouble is that my room smells like it! Nature's Miracle is helping, but it's going to take a few more rounds of it.
Kathy Griffin - celebrity parasite. are you a real celebrity or a person who messes with celebrities for material to use to make fun of them in your act?
Hanging in suspense - augh, just give me the job, already!
