well, this isn't working...

So, I'm trying to write descriptions for clothes and such that I want to sell on ebay. This should be no sweat, except that... every time I pull something out of my closet that I haven't been wearing and start writing a listing that talks about how great I think it is, I end up wanting to keep it and to try to wear it. Even if I'm getting rid of it because it either makes me look fat or feel fat. (Life is too short, you know?)

Help me, I am a pack rat.

Which I guess is better than being a...

Naked Mole Rat....

but only a little.

eyes big as saucers, and hungry -

eep!

I do not need this.

Yes I do.

Tie me up, please.

(and someone better tie up syrxx too.)