links, part 1

Things You Can Learn About the Plot of the Next Harry Potter Book Just by Looking at the Cover Art - "See? I've read Dostoyevsky. I told you I was a smart guy." (via Bookslut or something)

Star Wars Ep III: The Abridged Script - HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN (furrowing his brow): [The Jedi] don't want me to f**k Natalie Portman. That's insanity. Did you see her in Closer? Holy f**k. (via bonniegrrl

Crochet Me: Sushi Roll Toilet Paper Cover - umm, does anyone who actually crochets know how hard this would be to make? it doesn't look that hard, and I would really like to make a few. please let me know. (sorta via pezzgrrrl)

All Your Base Rhapsody - just wait until they start headbanging. (via, like, everywhere, have you been under a box?)

The Invisible Library - when imaginary books happen to real people. (via both MeFi and MoFi)

(more later from another computer.)