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My mother is horrified at the conceptual possibility of my having been a "playground sissy" as a child.

*sigh*

(and all because I didn't like to "jump in" when jumping rope... with those ropes covered in plastic tubing... hello, welts!)

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I think this calls for some action.
You need to head to a playground and find some undersized doofy kids who are doing their best to remain unnoticed.
And then beat the shit out them, while your mom looks on.
Just make sure they're not packing. Kids today, you know.